ymarketing presents: "P.I.M.P. in the S.E.R.P."
Posted on Mon, Dec 10, 2012
Here at ymarketing, we live and breathe all things digital. So you may ask yourself, "what do they have playing behind those studio style headphones all day?" The answer is simple. SEO raps.
Think SEO is just about author rank and backlinks? Think again. We wanted to open peoples' eyes to the secret underground world of the true SEO lifestyle and kick off our new blog with the launch of our music video "P.I.M.P. in the S.E.R.P."
Anyone can rap about being in the club or what shoes they're wearing, but it takes a true lyrical poet to rap about canonicalization while keeping a beat. Our very own AnnMarie was found on the rooftops of L.A. recording a new rap this past weekend. Our CMO, Donald Nosek, says he'll be updating his ringtone to this song (sorry PSY). Check it out.
Want to sing along? Here are the lyrics:
"P.I.M.P. in the S.E.R.P."
Yeeeeesssss.....ymarketing presents
Straight out the 'D'
Triple P
Droppin' rhymes with AnnMarie
Spittin' out the schema
while I'm drivin' in my Beamer
Item prop, item scope
Rich snippets they so dope
Code it out, make it work
Get the syntax in the SERP
Span and div, structured data
Dominate like a player
Publishin' on Google+
Rel author is now a must
Kill the competition
With HTML5 edition
PIMP in the SERP
x4
Plan your domination
No canonicalization
Spendin' all the late nights
Workin' on optimization
Page rank rank rank probability distribution
Author rank and rep score lookin' at the evolution
PIMP in the SERP
x4
Google's own Matt Cutts
Poppin' caps in link sluts
Keep your back links clean
Credibility on the scene
PIMP in the SERP
x4
YYYEEEEAHHHHHHHH
x2
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